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  • fuck-benedict:

    fuck-benedict:

    there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

    its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

    (via warped-eternally)

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  • kiodi:

    my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

    (via shouldnt)

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  • kayleetron:

    sammiey:

    assiest:

    wtf is an acronym 

    this post pisses me off

    i still can’t decide if this is a statement or a question

    (via departured)

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  • guy:

    my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

    (Source: guy, via departured)

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  • skylarduquette:

    "no" is too serious

    "nope" is too casual

    "nah" is just right

    "Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

    (Source: bound2014, via ace)

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  • sloth-grunge:

    becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

    (via ace)

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  • i-am-a-mushroom:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

    like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

    and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

    its weird

    image

    clarification

    MY PET SHRIMP

    image

    further clarafication

    image

    SHRIMP

    IN

    A

    FISH TANK

    image

    (via putuporshutupx)

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  • rogerina:

    i’ll see you in heck

    (via ace)

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